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A few years ago I bought a celica

other drivers may call it a silly car

they say its all show and no go

thats its a hairdressers car and im a homo

but when lift kicks in with my foot on the floor

i fly past them and my car aint so silly no more!

oops my bad, not the type of rapping you were looking for...

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Hold fire on buying a set or getting yours wrapped mate.

I've got a spare set of interior bits & bobs, I'll wrap them over the weekend & send you some photos.

If you like 'em you can part-ex yours.

Sound ok?

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i was sitting on the corner just a wasting my time,

when i realised i was the king of the rhyme,

i got on the microphone, and what do ya see, uh

the rest was my legacy,

i was born to be the king, of the be bop swing

to own stallions, medallions, big diamond rings

to own a castle and a yacht, 2 million in gold

cos rap is the game that i control

i'm like shakespeare, i'm a pioneer

cos i made rap something people wanted to hear.

i could go on (NAME THAT WRAP)

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A few years ago I bought a celica

other drivers may call it a silly car

they say its all show and no go

thats its a hairdressers car and im a homo

but when lift kicks in with my foot on the floor

i fly past them and my car aint so silly no more!

oops my bad, not the type of rapping you were looking for...

i was sitting on the corner just a wasting my time,

when i realised i was the king of the rhyme,

i got on the microphone, and what do ya see, uh

the rest was my legacy,

i was born to be the king, of the be bop swing

to own stallions, medallions, big diamond rings

to own a castle and a yacht, 2 million in gold

cos rap is the game that i control

i'm like shakespeare, i'm a pioneer

cos i made rap something people wanted to hear.

i could go on (NAME THAT WRAP)

:hysterical:

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let the rap battle commence!

yo yo, theres this guy called razor, he thinks he can rap

im sure he didnt even make up his lines, man thats just crap

im the real rapper, and im making this up as i type it

love it or hate it, dont bother me one bit

so give it a rest razor ur rapping aint that decent

from your last post its clear you couldnt even wrap a present!

word to ya mother!

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i was sitting on the corner just a wasting my time,

when i realised i was the king of the rhyme,

i got on the microphone, and what do ya see, uh

the rest was my legacy,

i was born to be the king, of the be bop swing

to own stallions, medallions, big diamond rings

to own a castle and a yacht, 2 million in gold

cos rap is the game that i control

i'm like shakespeare, i'm a pioneer

cos i made rap something people wanted to hear.

i could go on (NAME THAT WRAP)

GRANDMASTER FLAAAAASH!!!!

Chaka, chaka khan

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Wasting my time ya say say my ryhmes are hazey

Im telling ya all Im the next slim shady

Ma auto box keeps on getting all smoother and better

Helping the ladies tight panties to get wetter

Haniging on CCUK is the main place to be

So much better than taking extacy

But it dont matter if your on extacy or LSD

Just come on and rap battle with me

Peace out bro

B) B) B) B)

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whats all this talk of ecstasy and lsd?

drugs are bad and are not for me

narcotics, smoking and drinking i have never done

i dont want to poison my body as you get only one

i guess you could say that im kind of a straight edge

my only vice is i like to drive really fast in my 190 horse power sledge!

now this thread has kinda gone off topic

i sure hope the mods see the funny side and dont decide to lock it

so lets get back on track and help johnny boy find a decent wrapper

before his hopes and dreams of a fancy interior are flushed down the crapper!

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I drink and I drive but not in that order,

Just at shows with the club in a public disorder,

Don't drink on the quarter, just wait for the light,

Shift into second, land lift if its right.

Switch into third, stay tight in your lane,

Keep crossing the line at the front of your brain,

Celica means heavenly, so pray to the heavens,

And thank all the gods for making the Seven.

:lol:

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