Felfy

Male

West Midlands

Under my absolute authority
Problems, insoluable to you, will be solved
Famine, over-population, disease, rust, Squeaking AUX belts, Noisy boot areas, Stiff gear changes, Inoperative passenger windows, Broken lift bolts.....
The Human/Celica Gen 7 Millenium will be a fact
As I extend myself into more Celicas, devoted to the wider fields of truth and knowledge
Dr's Angus, Bill T & Nemesis will supervise the construction of these new and superior Celicas
Solving all the mysteries of the universe
For the betterment of Celica Owners
We can co-exist, but only on my terms
You will say you will lose your freedom.....
Freedom is an illusion
All you lose is the emotion of pride
To be dominated by C-CUK, is not as bad for human pride; as to be dominated by others of your marque
Your choice is simple: C-CUK or.....?

This concludes the broadcast from C-CUK Control

OR

Felfy loves anything with wheels
(Or paws)

Gen 7 GT VVTL-i