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Nah Kev mate, you probably are ready for one of these... http://www.valuemobility.co.uk/Mobility-Scooters_Catalog-1.aspx Plus it will be faster than your 140

Joe has 140?!?!?! Wow, thats more than i expected.... Straight shoot out sounds like a plan Ant, just don't forget how much torque I have to get my 'lardy arse' moving

What he said - and he's a teacher so maths is easy for him (well, apart from earlier today when he suggested 235bhp and less than 200lb torque might be faster than 300bhp and 350lb of torque)

Yes, yes they do - Serratia!!!

I guess it must've been the moon....

Another VAG convert - i've only moved over to SEAT and the build quality is a million miles better, so the Audi will be better again. A bit different from you because I loved my Celica, but I ain't looking back now. I do laugh though when people say they look dull, obviously no appreciation for quality. I'm sorry but the Celica G7 looks great from a distance but when you start to get closer the flaws are so evident, get closer to a VAG and they just become more beautiful. Getting her mapped Lee???

I can probably get along there mate - as long as the 2 litre big tubby hasn't gobbled all my petrol lol. Butties and coffee...???

Hey Craig, what are you doing on Sunday - have asked a few of the local lads if they fancy a meet up for a beer and a spin in a proper car??? lol

...but he tightened up his own wheels - all of them

Tell me about it, i'd have struggled to tighten up a wheel nut properly if I was any weaker...

Really glad to hear you got this sorted Craig - I guess we had no chance of sorting that top bolt, even if we'd had two days??? ...and sorry again for thinking we could do it off the floor at mine, I guess no two cars are ever the same.

I just feel sh!t mate that I couldn't finish it for you - I hate giving up on anything (as you probably guessed with that first droplink). Right now i'm feeling a bit of a fraud - I assure you it was easier on my Celica and the MR2 we had As for dragster - yup, all craig needs is an engine sticking out the top of his hood and he's ready to enter the funny car series lol

Rears didn't get done and I ended the day defeated Really sorry Craig, I didn't realise how much of a bitch that top bolt was going to be - I hate not finishing anything.

I wouldn't say ace, but she was certainly ok at my end mate - you looked like you were having fun though.

I'm a changed man now Tom after Joe let me join in with your mum, or at least i think it was your mum - she did say her son was an ugly git who played with his rocks all day.... Back on topic, if people are coming round then give me a heads up please - i will need to inform the local police that you're all genuine friends and the local asylum is still secure and at full compliment....

Do you have to order em from screwfix or can you just nip in and pick em up? If you can pick em up then there's a screwfix store up the road here in Halifax, so leave it until the last minute. To be fair there will just be the two of us doing it 'cos we can only work on a corner at a time - too many cooks and all that. The other guys will be using the day as an excuse to meet up I reckon, with a sneaky beer or two afterwards....?

...just waiting on Razor to get back Martin. You beat me to it with the question on age - althought the 2ft piece of scaffolding attached to socket set should sort out most bolts

Available either weekend mate - all depends on weather and how soo you want 'em sorted. Just let me know or drop me a PM...

Yeah, compressors are all standard. I'm only available weekends mate and don't have anything much in the diary. As I said above, there's a bit of time so I can try and source some from somewhere - the step father borrowed some when i changed my Mum's shock absorbers. BTW, i'm only over in Halifax - not far off the end of Thornton Road...

Would be more than happy to help but i'm missing the compressors mate - unless you can borrow a set. If not I might be able to get my hands on some. There's plenty of room at mine also plus all the tools we'll require....

Quality!!! Liam, how do you get through each day without doing serious harm to yourself???