49 year old maniac. Hi I.Q but wasted due to issues with authority figures (you know, the thick ones who talk sh*te and expect you not to mention their bad breath). Self employed as no one will give me a job due to said issues with authority. Happily making a living selling car and music related t-shirts on fleabay (lots of Toyota designs incidentally, hint, hint) and not having to deal with people in person (as I've noticed over the years that a lot of them are quite annoying).
Heavily medicated after an accident at work 5 years ago which displaced four discs in my spine, knackered my left knee and ankle, and generally ruined my ability to do most of the things I enjoy. In constant pain but deal with it by laughing as much as possible and taking the p*ss at every opportunity which presents itself. The wife says I'm a likeable nightmare, which seems like a fair comment to me.
Car history involves many cars I wish I still had, like the Toyota Celica mk1 GT, Mk1 Celica hatch, mk2 Celica 2600 (Arabian Gulf special, basically a Supra without the body work adornments). Datsun 240Z swb. Datsun 260Z. Datsun 280Z, Nissan 300ZX Z32 NA and Z32 Turbo swb. Lancia Integrale 8v x 2. Delta HF 4x4 (absolute rust bucket). Delta HF turbo x 2. Beta coupe x 4. Beta HPE x 7. Gamma coupe. Montecarlo x 2. Fiat 131 Sport x 4. Fiat 128 3p with Thema turbo conversion (just for a laugh, which I certainly did). Fiat 130 coupe. Fiat Samantha coupe. Fiat Strada Abarth 130TC. Really rough looking Fiat Tempra estate with Thema turbo conversion (loads more laughs). Rover SD1 3500SE V8. Rover 75 turbo estate (loved that car, the wife killed it, I remind her every day). Volvo 850 T5 estate (ex Royal Protection Unit vehicle and a real hoot to drive. Fastest brick in the UK). Loads of old Capri's and Cortina's including a couple of V8 conversions. 2 Opel Monza GSE's. An Opel Rekord GSE coupe. A few old Yanks including a '67 Plymouth Barracuda (with 7.2 litre big block), '74 Pontiac Firebird and a '71Chevy Camaro.
2 185 Celicas, one of which went to the great scrapyard in the sky while the other was lavished with loads of new parts. Owned the black one 10 years now and just finished the mechanical/body restoration which took 5 years due to extreme laziness. Virtually everything is new bar the interior. Still need to fit the windscreen that's sat in the garage after being made to order by Pilkington's and finish off the paint to a better standard as it's a bit thin in places but now distracted by actually driving the thing and embarrassing lots of d*cks with poor road manners by leaving them in a trail of Jap dust. Those jobs can wait 'til summer.
Yeah, I'm pretty average when all is said and done. Think I fit in here quite nicely.