Mondo

Probably around the A19 turnoff southbound for York!

I reckon we could do a relay for cheaper than a courier would cost.

What's the likelihood the seller could meet me around the halfway mark, Wickie...?

You are my pet hate!!

He says "thank you."

What is it with you and dogs, Mark?? Should I be consoling Biscuit on losing his special place in your heart...?

Well, that's their fancy dress for JAE 2012 sorted out then!

They're not too bad, those two... Top guys, the pair of them

The pictures are a sorry sight. As has been said already though: the car can be replaced. Please wear your seatbelt in future though, woman!!!!!!! You are no good to anyone if they have to pick you up off the road using blotting paper! Hope the diagnosis from A&E last night wasn't too bad?

Shit. Hope you're ok, Jan!

Looks like an MR2 engine bay temp sensor to me.

To answer your question, mate: no. So we can share this one! Swap ends at half-time, yeah...?

Windscreen cover's usually dealt with outside of your excess level. Check through your documents or call your insurers to find out for sure. She pretty, this lunatic...?

I love the way the details state that it's an X reg diesel Seat Leon!!

Shit to hear this, mate. You say she works with you, but she's assaulted both her bosses whilst hammered? At least you shouldn't have to work with the demented trollop any more!! Y'see, these are the perils of being a good-looking sod....

Looney, I think you can forget a GT4 straight away due to the miles you'll be doing annually and also the (potential) running costs involved. I'm not about to wade into the 6 vs 7 argument. What I will say is this: get onto Crewcutchuck, buy his Beams motor and stick it in your very clean looking, very nice 6! [hypercatjohn] If you install the Beams engine, nubile, eager young ladies will flock to your door. A bit like all the Lynx adverts, but smelling of burnt rubber! They'll all want to have sex with you (with your bonnet open, of course) and you'll never regret the decision. FACT! [/hypercatjohn] It seems a bit silly to me to replace a car you appear to have poured a lot of time and effort (and money) into, simply because you want a little more power from it. Get the Beams, put it in. Job well and truly jobbed!

Too mean....

In the Ad-Mag. Duh!! :P

I did mine a couple of years ago, mate - was an eBay special with very basic specs. Took me ages to find the diodes to make the hazards flash when locking and unlocking! They're fairly straightforward to fit (at least mine was)... just a matter of following the (hopefully) supplied wiring diagram and mating them up with the Celica loom where necessary.

If I'm really lucky, I might have a 205 sorted by then!

At least you'll be turning up in a Celica...!

Looks a bit like a Corvette with all the "decoration"...

Where did the poor fella actually make it to then...??

Dude, I had no idea this had happened!!