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Hilarious sales pitch on bespoke springs manufacturer


Stephen G

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I recently got some bespoke springs made for my TA22 at coilsprings.co.uk - just noticed this on one of their pages:

http://www.coilsprings.co.uk/lowering.htm

* If your Beemer 3 - Series has 500 kg of ice in the back and you still want a 60mm chop - We is the Main Man!

* If your Corsa rolls like a jelly when your doing donuts in Tesco’s car park - steal a mobile and phone us first

:lol:

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Also like their 4x4 page...

* Want your Defender 90 4" higher for crushing mountain bikers - No Problem

* Want to put a 6.2 diesel engine and winch in your Range-Rover and still have 15” ground clearance? - We’ve got the springs

* Want to smuggle diesel into GB in the back of your Discovery? We’ve got the Springs

* Want to tow a field gun with a 110 L/Rover with 6 fully laden troops? -We’ve got the springs.

* Want to rustle 6 sheep in the back of your 4-Trak? - We’ve got the springs

* Want to go hawking in the desert with 6 sheiks in a Land-Cruiser? - We’ve got the springs.

* Want to radically lower your Freelander down to crumpet pulling level? - sorry we’re good, but not that good.

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