dragon queen Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Loving this guys, and well done Funky on starting this off . Not meaning to be a killjoy but it is nice to hear of a man other than my hubby with morals that values his marriage and possibly his vital bits You other MEN need your butts smacked (but I guess youd think it a kinky sex game) :rolleyes: What has intrigued me though Funky is this Favourite Magazine ??????? Does it have a NAME or should I say have you renamed it Bridget also ????? And lastly remember, all men talk in there sleep !!!!! Have your explanation ready for when you dream of BRIDGET 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazbuscus Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) Beer for the WC ? You mean it's so bad you just pour it straight in and cut out the middle man. Well once you've broke the seal and all that... Loving this guys, and well done Funky on starting this off . Not meaning to be a killjoy but it is nice to hear of a man other than my hubby with morals that values his marriage and possibly his vital bits You other MEN need your butts smacked (but I guess youd think it a kinky sex game) :rolleyes: What has intrigued me though Funky is this Favourite Magazine ??????? Does it have a NAME or should I say have you renamed it Bridget also ????? And lastly remember, all men talk in there sleep !!!!! Have your explanation ready for when you dream of BRIDGET Thanks, I hope it takes off A late night viewing of my favorite movie of course - Bridget Jones's Diary! Fav mag was once the name of a popular 80's ford hatchback but yes... has now been promptly renamed Bridgett... such a kinky name Edited June 25, 2014 by Funky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon queen Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 The wife always knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RUToyota Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Loving this guys, and well done Funky on starting this off . Not meaning to be a killjoy but it is nice to hear of a man other than my hubby with morals that values his marriage Now you really should know that we talk alot and then run if there's the slightest chance of any actuality.! :rolleyes: Humour really is the best medicine..and surely this is what this thread is all about..?..otherwise I've got this well wrong.!..lol Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris GT Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Love it..... Dont usually read but couldnt resist, should have a competition at every meet, who gets the most trophies ( numbers) using only their celica's, proof is inly 1 ring away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazbuscus Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) Now you really should know that we talk alot and then run if there's the slightest chance of any actuality.! :rolleyes: Humour really is the best medicine..and surely this is what this thread is all about..?..otherwise I've got this well wrong.!..lol Neil It is but also a place for folk to share genuine decent 'feel good' stories about their cars. Not just how many numbers pulled lol. Sort of stuff that when you read makes you proud to own one... I'm sure there are a few out there! Edited June 25, 2014 by Funky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gazbuscus Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 It's true what they say - the older generation can practically name a song for anything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUToyota Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) It is but also a place for folk to share genuine decent 'feel good' stories about their cars. Not just how many numbers pulled lol. Sort of stuff that when you read makes you proud to own one... I'm sure there are a few out there! Yep...couldn't agree more, Funky...."pulling" is a side issue and, in my case, a dim and distant memory..lol I've only had a my Celica a week and it's already attracted so much positive reaction/attention..which doesn't half add to the satisfaction of owning one.!! Even the guys at my garage like it...and they usually tell me what a bag of sh1t I've bought..lol Neil Edited June 25, 2014 by RUToyota 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arizona Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Last week driving with the top down got 'nice car' shouted from people on foot twice in one day and again when parked up at a local garden centre from the guy next to me who wanted to know more about the car 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalashnicov Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Seat slung back, Bling hanging off of each arm, baseball cap - on backwards, end each sentence with "innit bruv" and get to Colne... you'll be sorted Dunno though - she was quite a classy burd! really well dressed, tanned, no visible tattoos, lazy eyes and/or webbed feet, she had a rather sexy looking summer dress on and really white teeth. Kinda girl I bet when she farts it smells like Chanel! ...and she was called Bridgett! haha next time, get a selfie ! stuck in traffic last week, stuffy hot windows down some kid shouts to his mum from the back seat of their 7 seat fertility van "look mum, that man has a Ferrari" hahaha ill take that. the mummy was quite yummy too, and considering by this point she probably thought i was minted...... But i couldn't even consider dating anyone with a child with such little automotive knowledge funny though 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazbuscus Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 stuck in traffic last week, stuffy hot windows down some kid shouts to his mum from the back seat of their 7 seat fertility van "look mum, that man has a Ferrari" hahaha ill take that. the mummy was quite yummy too, and considering by this point she probably thought i was minted...... But i couldn't even consider dating anyone with a child with such little automotive knowledge funny though Perfect this is what we want! Top man. I hear of a lot of Chilli 7's being mistaken for Ferrari's by the uneducated. Good call on the child tho lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazbuscus Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 ...and for those that have not read it yet, the story that inspired the thread is: I'm so Chuffed Thanks Iain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabbaranx Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) Old Japanese looking guy pulled up next to me in a Prius last night, put his thumbs up and said "Faburous!" Also had kids pointing and saying "Fewaweeee". Lastly the p*ssy magnet is fully operational too. Edited June 25, 2014 by tabbaranx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon queen Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Now you really should know that we talk alot and then run if there's the slightest chance of any actuality.! :rolleyes: Humour really is the best medicine..and surely this is what this thread is all about..?..otherwise I've got this well wrong.!..lol Neil You have it bang on Neil, I enjoy banter as much as the next person and no one can ever call me a prude. If I thought this club was a tool purely for notching the the bedpost or should it be handbrake then I wouldnt be here now writing this. In my opinion we are here for our cars, the banter "abuse from monkey boy and sonic" and the car meets Perfect this is what we want! Top man. I hear of a lot of Chilli 7's being mistaken for Ferrari's by the uneducated. Good call on the child tho lol How thick am I ??? Believe it or not, I have just done a club search for member "chilli red" I shouldnt even admit to this really but am piddling myself laughing for being such a doughnut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazbuscus Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 You have it bang on Neil, I enjoy banter as much as the next person and no one can ever call me a prude. If I thought this club was a tool purely for notching the the bedpost or should it be handbrake then I wouldnt be here now writing this. In my opinion we are here for our cars, the banter "abuse from monkey boy and sonic" and the car meets How thick am I ??? Believe it or not, I have just done a club search for member "chilli red" I shouldnt even admit to this really but am piddling myself laughing for being such a doughnut. ♪♫♪ Wah Wah Waaaaaaah ♪♫♪ D'oh nut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fujifilm Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Today I had to call in at Williams BMW motorbike place to pick a part up for a mate, when I come out there were four motorbike types! Admiring the car, I had the hood down of course! and one says bet they dont come cheap, no idea what he thought it was but he could have had ten for the cost of his bike. :0) Put a smile on my face but none of them were called Bridget :0( or were they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUToyota Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) You have it bang on Neil, I enjoy banter as much as the next person and no one can ever call me a prude. If I thought this club was a tool purely for notching the the bedpost or should it be handbrake then I wouldnt be here now writing this. In my opinion we are here for our cars, the banter "abuse from monkey boy and sonic" and the car meets How thick am I ??? Believe it or not, I have just done a club search for member "chilli red" I shouldnt even admit to this really but am piddling myself laughing for being such a doughnut. Quite right DQ....and love the Chilli Red bit.!...good on yer.!..there have been many times in the past where my own stupidity has left me breathless..lol...I shall no doubt continue to add to it. :rolleyes: Love the Ferrari comparisons.!!..the ultimate compliment.?..but how fitting it should be seen as a "supercar".!! Neil Edited June 25, 2014 by RUToyota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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