bRinkz Posted 17 February 2011 Report Posted 17 February 2011 Just another thought or three... Brake fluid Water pistol - preference for super soaker Mates car for drive-by This plank is obviously precious about his french sardine tin, hence why he scratched your car for having the cheek to park within a foot and then on return visit to car park straddles two bays - guilty as charged by the court of CCUK!
Red Peril 28 Posted 17 February 2011 Report Posted 17 February 2011 You could always put super glue in his washer jets or disconnect / adjust the wiper blades so that they come loose and scratch the windscreen or as someone has said let his tyres down in a not so pleasant way. Sorry to hear about your car being keyed btw.
c_jnz Posted 17 February 2011 Report Posted 17 February 2011 Damn that's nasty, I don't think retaliating would be wise in this case as it could well lead to a world of shit for you and your parents, if he is a petty minded nut job. Best to wait until waters well and truly under the bridge and then kill his car with fire.
InsolentMinx Posted 18 February 2011 Report Posted 18 February 2011 Damn that's nasty, I don't think retaliating would be wise in this case as it could well lead to a world of shit for you and your parents, if he is a petty minded nut job. Best to wait until waters well and truly under the bridge and then kill his car with fire.
infernalzen Posted 23 February 2011 Report Posted 23 February 2011 Well, the peugeot was back in the car park on Sunday, so it must be local. And parked liked a tool again, straddling 2 bays. I won't do anything but my dad will keep an eye out eye for an eye
CelicaBen190 Posted 23 February 2011 Report Posted 23 February 2011 I had a similar thing in morrisons once, im very anal about parking as well. Ill try about 3 spaces until i settle - and even then i have to be dead straight and all sorts. Once i was parked next to a mpv thing with sliding doors. I was walking up to the car with the missus when he opened the door and i heard a tiny tap when it hit my celica's side. Wasnt a loud tap, but undenialably a tap none the less. I looked, and he did it a second time. To which my missus said 'excuse me you've just hit our car' He replied kind of quickly and annoyed 'no i didnt' and just got in the car. But it was said in the kind of way as if he had realised what he had done. I just made a point of pretending to write down his number plate on my hand as he drove off lol.
scottw Posted 23 February 2011 Report Posted 23 February 2011 is it a diesel or petrol Pug? if petrol: buy a fuel can fill it with diesel and maybe some piss gain access to his petrol cap, might need a screwdriver. empty diesel contents into his engine. put petrol cap back on you evil man i like it
bRinkz Posted 26 February 2011 Report Posted 26 February 2011 I had a similar thing in morrisons once, im very anal about parking as well. Ill try about 3 spaces until i settle - and even then i have to be dead straight and all sorts. Once i was parked next to a mpv thing with sliding doors. I was walking up to the car with the missus when he opened the door and i heard a tiny tap when it hit my celica's side. Wasnt a loud tap, but undenialably a tap none the less. I looked, and he did it a second time. To which my missus said 'excuse me you've just hit our car' He replied kind of quickly and annoyed 'no i didnt' and just got in the car. But it was said in the kind of way as if he had realised what he had done. I just made a point of pretending to write down his number plate on my hand as he drove off lol. You're anal and you STILL park next to a MPV kiddy wagon?!?! I park next to nothing that's within a full open doors width, other than the missus MR2 at home. I have access to free parking at work right outside my office but because I would have to park right next to other cars i prefer to leave her about quater of a mile away in a very deserted B&Q carpark (plus the walk keeps me healthy). Also, went down to alton towers last summer and paid the extra £15 i think it is to park in the exclusive bit so i could have a 'safe' space... ...so if you're anal what am I????
tlee05 Posted 26 February 2011 Report Posted 26 February 2011 I would take a shit on the bonnet, nothing serious icrime wise but watching there face would be epic.
carlasumm Posted 26 February 2011 Report Posted 26 February 2011 4 3" nails stuck right in the edge of the tyer so that when he pulls away they go into it but then wont go flat until hes gone somewhere that way cant pin it on you and if you put the nails in the edge of the tread they cant be repaired so will have to be replaced or tubes put in
Biffy69 Posted 26 February 2011 Report Posted 26 February 2011 Damn that's nasty, I don't think retaliating would be wise in this case as it could well lead to a world of shit for you and your parents, if he is a petty minded nut job. Best to wait until waters well and truly under the bridge and then kill his car with fire. In many ways I agree with this, but then these are the kind pricks that get away with. Thing is, IMO, if you get him back and he realises it's you, you could be making more trouble for yourself 'cos he's probably so arrogant that he won't take it as a simple payback. Moreover,your parents live there so he could turn intoa realise nasty git. Could be the kinda person who starts a fight just 'cos someonelooked at im after he's had a few beers - these people don't listen to reason,trust me. But, I would still be tempted to smear his door handles and wipers etc with dog poop.
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