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SteveM

Damn fine drive this morning

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Guest Ian S

Doncha just hate him? Smug git!

Simon, I'd like to invite you to a tour of the Max Power offices. (Lads, whilst he's distracted by the hoards of nubile young ladies in the Marketing & Sales departments, and/or the piles of fresh doughnuts in the canteen, I'm gonna swap his car with mine. Do you think he'll notice...?)

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...the hoards of nubile young ladies in the Marketing & Sales departments, and/or the piles of fresh doughnuts in the canteen

As he'll be so busy in the canteen, I'll nip into Marketing if thats OK :D

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Guest Ninja
Originally posted by CelicaUK

You'll have to catch me first, which you can't in your slow ass 190 :D

Dont worry, i'll catch you with ease on my motorbike :P

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Guest Ian S

Simon, you mean there are other sorts of doughnuts? Stephen, that's the big problem isn't it - whilst he's sure to be tempted by the pleasures of rasberry jam filled doughnuts, we'll be too distracted by Emap's loverlee laydees to steal anything... Bugger... Let's settle for the absolute childishness of letting his tyres down!

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Guest Jonny Turbo

If you mean to measure up the MR2 engine bay, then I'd be happy to help.

Only problem is logistics I don't know when I'd be in their neighborhood.

However, if they are ever in town, that would be no problem.

The alternative is for me to see if any uk owners on Spyderchat are in their vicinity? (From memory, it's southhampton - right?)

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LOL, just read the thread on Spyderchat, commenting on Simon's pics.

"What's with the baby blue in a silver car?"

They'd best not sit opposite you on the traffic lights, eh...

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Yeah, that's right, the Celica's a big girl's car, unlike the Beetle, of course.

Cough cough cough

23% of men

33% of women

But it's not all bad news. The fact that so many women want the car means, apparently, they'll all want to get into your pants. Seriously.

(assuming you remember to turn off the neons, eh Catherine :D )

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Guest Fabriq

Could be worse. You could have a ponsey vase in the middle of your dash.

Oh Sorry! You do!

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ahaaa

"the Celica's a big girl's car" = "THAT Celica is a car owned by a BIG GIRL", not "THE Celica is a car owned by BIG GIRLS"

How the nuances of netiquette get so misunderstood...

Anyway, yes. The fact is, as Fabriq so rightly pointed out, you have a vase.

:D

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looking at the Bug's audio install he's probably had the vase converted so theres a tweeter inside or something :D

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Oh god, I've quoted MYSELF instead of you.

I'm off for another lie down. I've never been the same since the MGTF incident.

My arch nemesis: MGF1171200217719.jpg

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I agree, it's unbelievable. Still, that's what happens in a country where you can drive at 16 but not drink until you're 21.

It's still not as ridiculous as the 'advice' they give. I think I read a thread once that said that turbochargers and superchargers were the same thing, but in Japan they were called superchargers because Ford owned the trademark on the name 'turbocharger'. Christ!!!

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